7 CONVERSATIONS THAT KILL YOUR FIRST DATE

Women talk… a lot. It’s not just that they talk, when they talk to a point of you looking for wet sock to stuff in her mouth, then she has talked herself and us to hell! If there ever was a dating monologue that warned us men about impending disaster dates, we’d turn to the area marked “conversations” and study it like we were appearing for a NASA test! Let’s face it, guys, we’re visual creatures. When I see a beautiful woman, the first thing I think is, “Wow, I want to take her out”. Take her out and then she opens her mouth and that’s where it goes downhill. Here are seven first-date conversations that should get your alarm bells ringing. Run for cover, boy, RUN!

1.That Crazy Animal Lady

I love animals as much as the next man but when she talks and talks and talks and talks about her love for animals on the first date, get ready to turn into a fly and fly the hell away. We respect her love for our four-legged friends, but when she talks about nothing but her love for the four-legged pals, then there’s a problem, guys. Who knows, this one could be the crazy cat/dog lady who sees nothing beyond fur, meows and barks… and not in the way we like it!

2.The Overly Religious One

Oh God almighty! If she rants about religion and religion alone, we’re left wondering if this is an indirect way of her telling us to behave. Personal beliefs or not, none of us want a lecture on the big man above watching over us all. Besides, I’m wondering if she’ll expect me to worship at her altar at home every time I visit. A bit of a stretch? Maybe? But hey, a religious conversation on a first date is a bit of a stretch too, don’t you think?

3.The Bigot

Okay, so this one may possibly get stoned and if you’re with her, you will get stoned too. I’m all for light-hearted mockery and the one-off joke on a particular religion and/or race, however, if she leans towards open prejudice, that’s a red signal right there. Besides, if she is a bigot, it could be just the tip of the iceberg; an iceberg you want to get away from as soon as possible!

4.The S*x Talker

S*x talk is great – but sex talk on a first date? That’s questionable. Most guys will probably jump at this, but if she’s open to talking about s*x, preferences, likes and dislikes on your first date, you can be sure that there’s nothing this girl won’t like! Run, run a mile in the opposite direction because this one will be open to just about anything (no pun intended).

5.The Book Hater

We get it, women come with their own likes and dislikes. But one who openly admits to hating books is someone who is blasé about her lack of intellect. To make things worse, this is your first date. And if she’s so blasé about her lack of intellect, no one wants to know what else she’s blasé about! Additionally, if you take her to social gatherings, there’s no telling what her loose tongue might say there! And this is something you really don’t want to find out.  6.The Teen Vocabulary Lover
So “like” you ride a bike? So “like” you travel? “Yo”, how you doin’, yo? Render yourself deaf if your date is stuck in her teens. The ’90s belonged to the last millennium and if your date is stuck there, it’s time to leave her there and get the hell out, yo!

7.The Ex Obsessed

ALRM BELL, RED FLAG, and all the other little indicators that tell you to get on your high horse and gallop away. If your date talks about her ex-boyfriend on your first date, you can be sure that she isn’t over him just yet. In fact, she’s possibly wondering if they can get back together. Besides, if a woman talks about her ex on the first date, she’s not just needy, she’s stupid. You’re not one of her gal pals, you’re her date and she ought to treat you like her date. If she’s bringing out the tissues over her ex, take an ex-press route out.